ROMANTIC BASTARD.

"Together At Last!"

2009-06-13T18:24:00.002+10:00

...nicked from Coudal's blog

I don't really get it...but I'm LOVING this!!! ;)

"Adding Benny Hill to Anything Makes It Funny..."

2009-03-31T11:25:00.001+11:00

Tru dat!

Is it me, or does that testicle looks a lot like a mound o' bacon?

2009-02-08T21:45:00.003+11:00

Prolly just me right?

Nutella, maybe?

2008-12-16T09:14:00.002+11:00

"Body of Christ, Tastes Like Ass of Christ"

(*...hey, I'm just quoting... so send any hate mail Here.)

Who says "Romance" is dead?

2008-11-15T10:32:00.002+11:00

Mmm...'carnies'....

Romatic Bastard ... Likes To Travel

2008-11-13T20:53:00.002+11:00

More. Thug. Life.

2008-10-21T21:43:00.002+11:00

Its the Super NES tee that makes this "art."

Big-arse "Man-reolas?" = Romantic Bastard.

2008-10-18T12:40:00.002+11:00

via

(Ooo! Halloween's comin' up!!! *LIGHTBULB*)

Jebuz is COOL!

2008-10-01T07:47:00.001+10:00

Logic

2008-09-24T18:30:00.003+10:00

Some sorta refreshing, warm summer rain?

2008-08-31T20:08:00.001+10:00

Linus Bill

I never thought I'd see the words "vagina" and "Christ The King" together in a sign.

2008-08-27T07:57:00.002+10:00

I'm Filipino, but I can't seem to translate this sign to make any kind of sense.

*help?*

Hulk...SMASH!!!

2008-08-16T19:30:00.002+10:00

Yeah...I think the latter scares me more too...*eep!*

That's a WHOLE-LOTTA-BOOTY-poppin'!!!

2008-08-16T19:06:00.001+10:00

You're welcome.

"Cock of the Walk?"

2008-08-15T13:55:00.002+10:00

Indeed!

Reese's, b*tches!

2008-08-10T18:11:00.003+10:00

via

Not really "Parents of the Year" material...
...but made me 'lol' nonetheless.

Oh geez, I think "homewares" has finally ruptured my soul...

2008-08-09T20:38:00.003+10:00

via "Sometimes, the mind is perverted" -GearFuse

Indeed!

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

*shiver*

"Cy", to his friends.

2008-08-01T20:27:00.001+10:00

via

...a little sound to go with the previous post...

2008-08-01T18:39:00.004+10:00

"You're The Man Now Dog!"
YTMNDdotcom

Enjoy!

Beyond Romance!

2008-08-01T18:32:00.002+10:00

"Beyond 1984. Beyond 2001. Beyond life. Beyond death."
Zadroz (1974)

Beyond taste.*

(*...an unfair call, since I haven't seen it. Though, 'costume design'? Fair call.)

Warrior Stallion...HELMET!

2008-07-25T19:44:00.002+10:00

Buy it NOW!

(...a Chrissy present for the "Baron" perhaps? If he believed in Christmas, that is...)

...a lil' "Hump-Day" Motivation.

2008-07-23T21:48:00.005+10:00

via

Do NOT get mustard in yer eye!*

2008-07-22T21:39:00.004+10:00

*...unless of course you're into that sorta thing. We ain't judgin' here. Whatever...um..."grills your sausage"...so to speak.

Neil Patrick Harris on a "WARRIOR STALLION!!!"

2008-07-20T19:44:00.003+10:00

...let the "Romance" begin.

NPH/Unicorn pic (and "WARRIOR STALLION") "borrowed" (*coughstolencough*) from the lovely @verso 's Twitter page.

Hm. I wonder if "WarriorStallionDotCom" is still up for grabs? DotOrg? (DotNet? NEVER!!!)

My eternal soul...or bacon? Hmm...

2008-07-09T22:03:00.003+10:00

BACON!!!

(...'coz there's always 'confession', right? Right?? ...hullooo???)

My new "mantra".

2008-07-05T21:56:00.005+10:00

(Really diggin' Drawings-a flickr set)

"Homo...tivators!"

2008-07-04T20:10:00.003+10:00

via

...it's the "Patrick Starfish" poster that makes this GOLD!

I'm..um...er, still XP.

2008-07-01T22:19:00.002+10:00

Bacon Tie?

2008-07-01T21:58:00.003+10:00

...bacon+tie and Google? *THIS* is front and center.

Yes, that may very well BE a "bacon-tie"...

...now if only I can explain the rest of the pic...

Killer Condom...

2008-07-01T21:33:00.005+10:00

..."Cinema" is the WINNER!

Kondom des Grauens (1996) -Wiki

Check out the trailer...then buy it! NOW!

via

H.R. Giger, "Creative consultant"???...Wow, dude was slumming it. Bless 'im.

bacon - before and after

2008-07-01T20:16:00.004+10:00

before ...

after ...

Almost Nine Minutes of Eye-Drain-O...

2008-06-27T22:18:00.010+10:00

...dude loves his Cheetos...

"YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I LOVE YOU CHEETOS."
--a short excerpt from the "Info" accompanying this vid (and has clicking "more info" in YouTube ever been more rewarding? No.), by "artist" (yes, quote-unquote) Jeff Ostregen.

After watching this (...this...piece of "art"?), and checking out his extensive portfolio (by "extensive", I mean "crap")
...I start to wonder a few things...
a) Is this blood gushing from my eyes because of a rupture in my soul? (Perhaps.)
b) Would I be able to eat Cheetos EVER again? (No.)
c) Would it be physically possible to shove that massive-Cheeto-phallus-thingie up this plonker's arse? (...that this could possibly result in his...er...death, is not necessarily a deal-breaker.)
...and d) would the aforementioned "Death-by-Giant-Cheeto-Buggery" make me feel better about losing almost 9 minutes of my life? (No.)

*Plus 2 "Romantic Bastard" style-points for the DayGlo bag, and lilac socks though. (...um...and minus 10 for the "budgie-smuggler".)

Lolcat Demotivator...

2008-06-26T20:35:00.003+10:00

*Lolcat x Demotivator brought to you with the help of the "Automotivator"

On'ya, Betsy!

2008-06-16T00:13:00.003+10:00

Hm...I don't think Grover's *really* behind the whole 'dump-in-yer-pants' deal...

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

2008-06-12T13:27:00.003+10:00

"Pimpin' Ain't Easy...in Iraq"

I WANT ONE!!
Can we have one, mum? Huh? Can we?? Huh? Huh?? CanwecanwecanwecanweCANWE???

“I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George."

...um...er......

2008-06-07T19:48:00.003+10:00

*blink-blink, eye-twitch*

Best. Rebus. EVER!

2008-06-01T15:09:00.006+10:00

RealLifeRealTalkDotOrg

...I'm a tad baffled at why a website "Encouraging open, honest, and balanced talk about sex and relationships" uses a puzzle in it's ad campaign.
(And is "It's okay. You can say it" going to replace "NotThatThere'sAnythingWrongWithThat,NoNotAtAll"?
Perhaps, not so much.)

*This 'rebus' almost helped me kick my current 'venn'-addiction...Almost. (...'coz NOTHING shall EVER supplant This! )

Enema Bags..."BLING"!

2008-05-31T15:00:00.006+10:00

Wow. Three words I never thought I'd type together...

Anyhoooo...
Here's a nice lil' sumthin'-sumthin' for a loved one!

Nothing says "je vous aime" more than an "Enema Bag w/ Tusch" brooch!
Three words, baybee: "Heir-effin-LOOM!"
No, really! Trust me...

Buy it NOW! @ Luna Parc

More than a handful...

2008-05-19T11:51:00.007+10:00

Via

I get waaaay too much enjoyment typing in random phrases* in Google Image.
*boob + scarf (...dontask.)

Rrrowwrrr...Pft, pft...

2008-05-16T12:04:00.004+10:00

"Honourable Discharge"...teehee

2008-05-12T14:12:00.008+10:00

We here at RB are lovers, not fighters.

...and...um...er...
...just what exactly is *in* that cup?

MasturbateForPeace.com

*Ed.Note: ...just to make it clear though, *I* have never, ever... "Eberted Siskel" . (...and if you believe that...)

where's the beef ... semen?

2008-05-04T14:38:00.002+10:00

http://www.beefsemenonline.co.uk/

Romantic Bastard "Crew Tee"?

2008-05-01T18:17:00.001+10:00

...um...I don't know either. So don't ask.

Um, wait...just how frequent is "Frequent"?

2008-04-24T21:42:00.002+10:00

...be vewy, vewy quiet...

2008-04-21T12:01:00.006+10:00

Romantic Bastard #12!*
* ...i say only "#12", 'coz I'm leaving room for the real weirdos out there... {{shiver}}

*Ow!...MAi EYEZ!!!*

i iz as hot as dis oven!

2008-04-10T16:16:00.002+10:00

"Latex", and the wearing thereof, should have an age limit.*
*Please direct all angry "age-ist" mail to P.O. Box: i-dont-give-a-flying-F"...

'ello, Pronto!

2008-04-10T16:12:00.000+10:00

...a "fresh" science project...

2008-04-05T12:15:00.000+11:00

Back to school savings!

2008-04-05T12:13:00.001+11:00

Romantic Bastard...Test.

2008-03-28T12:22:00.002+11:00

If you see a lamp...you're NOT a 'Romantic Bastard'.

...if you see sumthin' sex'eh... you ARE!!!

*...although, if you see a "sexy lamp"...you're something else entirely. (but still very much welcome here at RB.)

Romantic Bastard #54326

2008-03-28T11:52:00.003+11:00

Happy Zombie Day everyone!!!

2008-03-23T13:13:00.000+11:00

Romantic Bastard "Theme Song"...

2008-03-23T13:06:00.002+11:00

...proposal.

...so whaddaya think guys?

*crickets*

...Guys??... hello?...

...hulloooo???

Learn How to "Queef" Outta Yer Hole...

2008-03-17T19:03:00.001+11:00

'Creepy gnome' terrorises town

2008-03-15T22:08:00.001+11:00

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

And it's in The Sun ... so it must be true.

Twist That Turd

2008-03-15T22:03:00.003+11:00

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2008/03/04/twist-that-turd/

Romantic Bastard #432

2008-03-14T15:31:00.002+11:00

Holeee!

2008-03-12T16:25:00.000+11:00

'06 was a banner-year!!

2008-03-07T00:52:00.000+11:00

Rick "Romantic Bastard" Astley.

2008-03-02T02:52:00.002+11:00

The "Brief-Safe"

2008-02-29T23:07:00.004+11:00

...Whatthe??...I've been doin' this for years!!!

...i shoulda patented it...*grrr!*

Buy it Here.
via

Best. Workout. EVER.

2008-02-29T23:04:00.000+11:00

Best Workout Ever - Watch more free videos

Doppelganger Sex is OK.

2008-02-29T22:53:00.001+11:00

...very good to know.

Just in case.

via

A little form column A...a little from column B...

2008-02-28T01:55:00.004+11:00

Bristol Stool Chart.

This is FYI only...we do NOT need you to leave your "type" in the Comments.

I have a migraine...(just sayin...)

2008-02-28T00:43:00.002+11:00

Something for everyone...

2008-02-26T01:03:00.001+11:00

...well, ok...maybe not so much.

It's ok. I'm brown.

2008-02-24T03:08:00.004+11:00

(...but, I'm for rent. kthanxbai!)

Lol Jeebuz!

2008-02-22T00:59:00.004+11:00

LolJesus ... (like "icanhazcheezburger"...but w/Jesus. Obviously.)

i love legitimate cinema

2008-02-21T20:41:00.001+11:00

Ancient Egyptian Romantic Bastards.

2008-02-21T01:28:00.003+11:00

...early male circumcision illustration based on this relief*:
(*Haha! Get it? "Relief"...AHAHAHA!...ahehe...ahem....hulooo?)

...in the interest of some 'edu-ma-cation':
"The History of Male Circumcision"
*ouch*

O.D. ..."W"?

2008-02-21T01:18:00.000+11:00

Smells like romantic bastard.

2008-02-20T01:22:00.001+11:00

...non-fat chocolate "moose"??

I Heart You.

2008-02-17T23:36:00.002+11:00

...um...this chick's got some "chubby knees", eh?... But "love" is about overlookin' flaws...

WeirdNewsAsia

Happy Romantic Bastard Day!

2008-02-15T03:44:00.001+11:00

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

...romantic dastarbs?

2008-02-13T02:27:00.000+11:00

... "Fag'ets"? ...is that French?

Summer Lovin'

2008-02-12T02:59:00.001+11:00

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...

if you wish to read more...........

Enemas for Wusses?

2008-02-08T02:29:00.000+11:00

Though oddly romantic. (...um...mayhaps I've said too much...)

Rectone.

2008-02-08T02:22:00.001+11:00

..."Gaylord St."?

*and not for nuthin'...but the word "Rectify" always makes me giggle...(a very 'manly' giggle. Just sayin.)

Romantic Bastards.

2008-02-08T02:16:00.001+11:00

...Transform...and (rock&)roll out!!!

GoDaddy's Beaver!

2008-02-08T02:00:00.000+11:00

...too hot for Super Bowl 42...* "Where's the Beaver" indeed!

slippery beaver

2008-02-06T20:10:00.000+11:00

heh heh ... beaver.

wtf?

2008-02-05T03:30:00.000+11:00

...um...I'm speechless. I am without speech.

Via Twitter-peep: @Williamsba

"Block 'o' Bum"

2008-02-02T05:05:00.000+11:00

..."romance" is all about practice...i guess...

Big Train's "No Wanking in the Office".

2008-02-01T14:48:00.000+11:00

...wha??...no wanking in the office???...ohman, "...in a hadbasket" i tells ya...

I wantz one!

2008-02-01T01:51:00.000+11:00

...a "meat-chair", I mean.

*Though I would settle for a smoking monkey.

(...and for the record, NOTHING is cooler than a smoking ass monkey on a meat chair.)

"Dorito-ed"!!!

2008-02-01T01:01:00.000+11:00

*Ouch*...or romantic. (Whatever floats yer boat!...).

Japanese Rugby Man unbidden strips naked

2008-01-31T03:21:00.000+11:00

Because he weeps with joy at being such a romantic bastard!

...um..er...ahl'jusgetmecoat...

2008-01-31T02:58:00.000+11:00

Pink. Uphosltered. Vagina. Couch.

2008-01-30T02:58:00.000+11:00

Buy it now!...at Craiglist!!!

* "...has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape...".

Um...pass.

Slapper!

2008-01-29T21:10:00.000+11:00

Good to see the long arm of the law will now be slapping the indecents down. And with rubber no doubt. Hopefully this will lead to the return of the rubber chicken as a slapping device. We can only hope.

"Romantic Bastard # 2"

2008-01-29T13:34:00.000+11:00

...the Baron's previous post is #1.

yo!

2008-01-28T17:23:00.001+11:00

For that special "Bee-yotch" in your life...(you romantic bastard!)

2008-01-28T15:39:00.000+11:00

...because we here at RB have got class & culture coming out of our ying-yangs!
KLwines
via my Twitter-peep, @shawnz

"Hong Kong"?!? HAHAHA!!!...ahehe...oh wait...

2008-01-28T00:08:00.000+11:00

*...good advice, indeed!

Met that special dog in your life?

2008-01-27T07:55:00.000+11:00

Then propose you Romantic Bastard!
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

Let there be LIGHT!

2008-01-27T00:42:00.000+11:00

..."4 U Both"??

Buy it Here!

Wash Your Hands Before You Eat!

2008-01-25T20:27:00.000+11:00

2 Girls, 1 Cup!...Tribute Song.

2008-01-24T17:53:00.000+11:00

2 Girls 1 Cup Tribute Song - Watch more free videos

...Aaaaww...how romantic.

2 Girls, 1 Cup! * <-Do NOT click this!!!...sooooo NSFW!!! ...and not to mention, WRONG! (ok, don't say i didn't warn you...)

damn paparazzi!

2008-01-24T10:11:00.000+11:00

but you gotta respect a man who takes his job so seriously.

Meat House.

2008-01-23T16:25:00.000+11:00

Oh my...

*Check out the "Step-by-Step" on how to build your own meaty home at EasyJodotcom