The "Brief-Safe"

...Whatthe??...I've been doin' this for years!!!

...i shoulda patented it...*grrr!*

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Best. Workout. EVER.

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Doppelganger Sex is OK.

...very good to know.

Just in case.

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A little form column A...a little from column B...

Bristol Stool Chart.

This is FYI only...we do NOT need you to leave your "type" in the Comments.

I have a migraine...(just sayin...)

Something for everyone...

...well, ok...maybe not so much.

It's ok. I'm brown.

(...but, I'm for rent. kthanxbai!)

Lol Jeebuz!

LolJesus ... (like "icanhazcheezburger"...but w/Jesus. Obviously.)

i love legitimate cinema

Ancient Egyptian Romantic Bastards.

...early male circumcision illustration based on this relief*:
(*Haha! Get it? "Relief"...AHAHAHA!...ahehe...ahem....hulooo?)

...in the interest of some 'edu-ma-cation':
"The History of Male Circumcision"
*ouch*

O.D. ..."W"?

Smells like romantic bastard.

...non-fat chocolate "moose"??

I Heart You.

...um...this chick's got some "chubby knees", eh?... But "love" is about overlookin' flaws...

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Happy Romantic Bastard Day!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!!

...romantic dastarbs?

... "Fag'ets"? ...is that French?

Summer Lovin'

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...

if you wish to read more...........

Enemas for Wusses?

Though oddly romantic. (...um...mayhaps I've said too much...)

Rectone.

..."Gaylord St."?

*and not for nuthin'...but the word "Rectify" always makes me giggle...(a very 'manly' giggle. Just sayin.)

Romantic Bastards.

...Transform...and (rock&)roll out!!!

GoDaddy's Beaver!

...too hot for Super Bowl 42...* "Where's the Beaver" indeed!

slippery beaver

heh heh ... beaver.

wtf?

...um...I'm speechless. I am without speech.

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"Block 'o' Bum"

..."romance" is all about practice...i guess...

Big Train's "No Wanking in the Office".

...wha??...no wanking in the office???...ohman, "...in a hadbasket" i tells ya...

I wantz one!

...a "meat-chair", I mean.

*Though I would settle for a smoking monkey.

(...and for the record, NOTHING is cooler than a smoking ass monkey on a meat chair.)

"Dorito-ed"!!!

*Ouch*...or romantic. (Whatever floats yer boat!...).