...dude loves his Cheetos...
"YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I LOVE YOU CHEETOS."
--a short excerpt from the "Info" accompanying this vid (and has clicking "more info" in YouTube ever been more rewarding? No.), by "artist" (yes, quote-unquote) Jeff Ostregen.
After watching this (...this...piece of "art"?), and checking out his extensive portfolio (by "extensive", I mean "crap")
...I start to wonder a few things...
a) Is this blood gushing from my eyes because of a rupture in my soul? (Perhaps.)
b) Would I be able to eat Cheetos EVER again? (No.)
c) Would it be physically possible to shove that massive-Cheeto-phallus-thingie up this plonker's arse? (...that this could possibly result in his...er...death, is not necessarily a deal-breaker.)
...and d) would the aforementioned "Death-by-Giant-Cheeto-Buggery" make me feel better about losing almost 9 minutes of my life? (No.)
*Plus 2 "Romantic Bastard" style-points for the DayGlo bag, and lilac socks though. (...um...and minus 10 for the "budgie-smuggler".)
26.6.08
16.6.08
12.6.08
They see me rollin', they hatin'.
"Pimpin' Ain't Easy...in Iraq"
I WANT ONE!!
Can we have one, mum? Huh? Can we?? Huh? Huh?? CanwecanwecanwecanweCANWE???
“I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George."
7.6.08
1.6.08
Best. Rebus. EVER!
RealLifeRealTalkDotOrg
...I'm a tad baffled at why a website "Encouraging open, honest, and balanced talk about sex and relationships" uses a puzzle in it's ad campaign.
(And is "It's okay. You can say it" going to replace "NotThatThere'sAnythingWrongWithThat,NoNotAtAll"?
Perhaps, not so much.)
*This 'rebus' almost helped me kick my current 'venn'-addiction...Almost. (...'coz NOTHING shall EVER supplant This! )
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