Japanese Rugby Man unbidden strips naked

Because he weeps with joy at being such a romantic bastard!

...um..er...ahl'jusgetmecoat...

Pink. Uphosltered. Vagina. Couch.

Buy it now!...at Craiglist!!!

* "...has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape...".

Um...pass.

Slapper!

Good to see the long arm of the law will now be slapping the indecents down. And with rubber no doubt. Hopefully this will lead to the return of the rubber chicken as a slapping device. We can only hope.

"Romantic Bastard # 2"

...the Baron's previous post is #1.

yo!

For that special "Bee-yotch" in your life...(you romantic bastard!)

...because we here at RB have got class & culture coming out of our ying-yangs!
KLwines
via my Twitter-peep, @shawnz

"Hong Kong"?!? HAHAHA!!!...ahehe...oh wait...

*...good advice, indeed!

Met that special dog in your life?

Then propose you Romantic Bastard!
http://www.marryyourpet.com/

Let there be LIGHT!

..."4 U Both"??

Buy it Here!

Wash Your Hands Before You Eat!

2 Girls, 1 Cup!...Tribute Song.

2 Girls 1 Cup Tribute Song - Watch more free videos

...Aaaaww...how romantic.

2 Girls, 1 Cup! * <-Do NOT click this!!!...sooooo NSFW!!! ...and not to mention, WRONG! (ok, don't say i didn't warn you...)

damn paparazzi!

but you gotta respect a man who takes his job so seriously.

Meat House.

Oh my...

*Check out the "Step-by-Step" on how to build your own meaty home at EasyJodotcom

"Baz" Polisar = Romantic Bastard.

More of "Baz" through Here!...(then click the link!)

Oh yeah, that's the stuff...

Lady, pleeaase take that shirt off...

...wait!...on second thought...don't.

I shall call him "Toast".

World's Fastest Clapper!



I wonder if this guy pulls a lotta "meowr's" with that line...

Camo Bible.

“Ever been on a tree stand, or a mountain top or stream and wished you had you Bible along for meditation? Makes a perfect gift for the Christian Outdoorsman”.

...'Christian outdoorsman' ?...hehe...i can't make that stuff up!
A perfect stocking stuffer for all those wonderful Christians out there, who love killing things..
50 bucks? Sure!...Buy it Here!

...and I especially love the "Kids Pink Camo Bible"!

Aaaww. Bless.

...and this Digi-Camo-Bible 2.0??

*I'm quite surprised at the fantastic selection of 'Camo-Bibles' out there...like here, here, here,...

Camo-Bible Haiku:

When I'm out hunting
I need Jesus on my side.
Jesus hates wildlife.

--*...haiku (unfortunately) not written by me.

...auhm, nauhm, nohm...*Me-e-eh!*.

"Smoking is harmful to your breath."

Anti-smoking ads??

Oh. It's French.

The New Smell of 'CLEAN'...

"How To Make Bacon Soap"
--an instructables.com D.I.Y.!!! (<-Click it!)
...wait...um..."Step 1: Find Bacon Fat..."? Whatthe??...Dat's the first thing i eatz, Boyeee!!

Glock! Glock! Cluck! Cluck!

Whoa...

...ya gots to have one
"Big-ass Set'o'BALLS"
to open a shop called...

Dickneck.

I wonder if it's a "clip-on"... ...

W. T. effin'. F!?!

Eat. Drink. Live.

Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day." John 6:53-54

Amen.

"Caption Challenge"!

*Insert funny caption HERE *

...because I can't decide/be bothered.

This is...um...also, quite...er... 'Something'.

...i gots lotsa "shrapnel" lying around here somewhere... Yes. Very 'romantic', indeed!

* If it says "...video is no longer available", don't despair...click Here!

Something

I once ate something. It was good. Tasted like chicken.

Cosmic-Zombie-Jebuz.

Ed (who-the-F-is-ED?!) -Note: This post does not necessarily portray the "Romantic Bastard" stance on the subject...*

*Ed-Note(on the "Ed-Note"): This is to cover the bases... juuuustiiiincaaaaase....