My eternal soul...or bacon? *Hmm...*

BACON!!!

(...'coz there's always 'confession', right? Right?? ...hullooo???)

The New Smell of 'CLEAN'...

"How To Make Bacon Soap"
--an instructables.com D.I.Y.!!! (<-Click it!)
...wait...um..."Step 1: Find Bacon Fat..."? Whatthe??...Dat's the first thing i eatz, Boyeee!!

Bacon Briefcase.

Which, I would like to think, is what the "Meat Suitcase" looks like closed.