Almost Nine Minutes of Eye-Drain-O...

...dude loves his Cheetos...


"YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I LOVE YOU CHEETOS."
--a short excerpt from the "Info" accompanying this vid (and has clicking "more info" in YouTube ever been more rewarding? No.), by "artist" (yes, quote-unquote) Jeff Ostregen.

After watching this (...this...piece of "art"?), and checking out his extensive portfolio (by "extensive", I mean "crap")
...I start to wonder a few things...
a) Is this blood gushing from my eyes because of a rupture in my soul? (Perhaps.)
b) Would I be able to eat Cheetos EVER again? (No.)
c) Would it be physically possible to shove that massive-Cheeto-phallus-thingie up this plonker's arse? (...that this could possibly result in his...er...death, is not necessarily a deal-breaker.)
...and d) would the aforementioned "Death-by-Giant-Cheeto-Buggery" make me feel better about losing almost 9 minutes of my life? (No.)

*Plus 2 "Romantic Bastard" style-points for the DayGlo bag, and lilac socks though. (...um...and minus 10 for the "budgie-smuggler".)