ROMANTIC BASTARD.

23.3.08

Romantic Bastard "Theme Song"...

...proposal.

...so whaddaya think guys?

*crickets*

...Guys??... hello?...

...hulloooo???

17.3.08

Learn How to "Queef" Outta Yer Hole...

15.3.08

'Creepy gnome' terrorises town

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

And it's in The Sun ... so it must be true.

Twist That Turd

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2008/03/04/twist-that-turd/

14.3.08

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2.3.08

Rick "Romantic Bastard" Astley.

29.2.08

The "Brief-Safe"

...Whatthe??...I've been doin' this for years!!!

...i shoulda patented it...*grrr!*

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28.2.08

A little form column A...a little from column B...

Bristol Stool Chart.

This is FYI only...we do NOT need you to leave your "type" in the Comments.

I have a migraine...(just sayin...)

26.2.08

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22.2.08

Lol Jeebuz!

LolJesus ... (like "icanhazcheezburger"...but w/Jesus. Obviously.)

21.2.08

Ancient Egyptian Romantic Bastards.

...early male circumcision illustration based on this relief*:
(*Haha! Get it? "Relief"...AHAHAHA!...ahehe...ahem....hulooo?)

...in the interest of some 'edu-ma-cation':
"The History of Male Circumcision"
*ouch*

20.2.08

17.2.08

I Heart You.

...um...this chick's got some "chubby knees", eh?... But "love" is about overlookin' flaws...

WeirdNewsAsia

15.2.08

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12.2.08

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...

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