Nothing says "Christmas" like...

BOOTY-POPPIN'?!?

This will better your life.




...a "Romantic Bastard" C hrissy to ALL!!!

Bacon Briefcase.

Which, I would like to think, is what the "Meat Suitcase" looks like closed.

the next enthralling bacon-themed post

bacon'll make it betta.

A Magical (animal) Love!

I...um...also, like bacon.

Put the "FEEL" back in Necrophelia!

Nothing Says "Christmas" Like...

"Merry Corpse'mas!!!"

AHAHAHAH!!!...ahehe...anyhoooo...

GirlsandCorpsesDotCom

Bacon Salt

Because everything SHOULD taste like bacon.



Except custard. Which I'm happy to leave as is.

http://www.baconsalt.com/

Kiwi-How...

...for Aa.

(the shaving is particularly importante'...)

Stand in "Vagina Power"!

"...Ya'll gots to be piloting the pussy!"

Indeed!...how romantic.

The "Two Burts"?

Ow!,mai eyez!!!1!11!!

Spot the difference?

A: the ashtray. (...oh yeah, and you can see the monkey's nipples.)

Burt. Nuff said.

http://burtreynoldsmuseum.org/

The site is in dire need of updatin'.
No photo gallery!
No online store!
Burt would be furious ... if he gave a damn.

Aa.

Meat Suitcase.

Sorry...I gots to post this at least once more...

Pink? Nice.