(*...hey, I'm just quoting... so send any hate mail Here.)
16.12.08
15.11.08
21.10.08
1.10.08
24.9.08
27.8.08
I never thought I'd see the words "vagina" and "Christ The King" together in a sign.
I'm Filipino, but I can't seem to translate this sign to make any kind of sense.
*help?*
16.8.08
15.8.08
10.8.08
9.8.08
Oh geez, I think "homewares" has finally ruptured my soul...
Indeed!
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
*shiver*
1.8.08
Beyond Romance!
"Beyond 1984. Beyond 2001. Beyond life. Beyond death."
Zadroz (1974)
Beyond taste.*
(*...an unfair call, since I haven't seen it. Though, 'costume design'? Fair call.)
25.7.08
22.7.08
Do NOT get mustard in yer eye!*
*...unless of course you're into that sorta thing. We ain't judgin' here. Whatever...um..."grills your sausage"...so to speak.
20.7.08
Neil Patrick Harris on a "WARRIOR STALLION!!!"
...let the "Romance" begin.
NPH/Unicorn pic (and "WARRIOR STALLION") "borrowed" (*coughstolencough*) from the lovely @verso 's Twitter page.
Hm. I wonder if "WarriorStallionDotCom" is still up for grabs? DotOrg? (DotNet? NEVER!!!)
NPH/Unicorn pic (and "WARRIOR STALLION") "borrowed" (*coughstolencough*) from the lovely @verso 's Twitter page.
Hm. I wonder if "WarriorStallionDotCom" is still up for grabs? DotOrg? (DotNet? NEVER!!!)
9.7.08
My eternal soul...or bacon? *Hmm...*
BACON!!!
(...'coz there's always 'confession', right? Right?? ...hullooo???)
5.7.08
4.7.08
1.7.08
Bacon Tie?
Yes, that may very well BE a "bacon-tie"...
...now if only I can explain the rest of the pic...
Killer Condom...
..."Cinema" is the WINNER!
Check out the trailer...then buy it! NOW!
H.R. Giger, "Creative consultant"???...Wow, dude was slumming it. Bless 'im.
27.6.08
Almost Nine Minutes of Eye-Drain-O...
...dude loves his Cheetos...
"YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I LOVE YOU CHEETOS."
--a short excerpt from the "Info" accompanying this vid (and has clicking "more info" in YouTube ever been more rewarding? No.), by "artist" (yes, quote-unquote) Jeff Ostregen.
After watching this (...this...piece of "art"?), and checking out his extensive portfolio (by "extensive", I mean "crap")
...I start to wonder a few things...
a) Is this blood gushing from my eyes because of a rupture in my soul? (Perhaps.)
b) Would I be able to eat Cheetos EVER again? (No.)
c) Would it be physically possible to shove that massive-Cheeto-phallus-thingie up this plonker's arse? (...that this could possibly result in his...er...death, is not necessarily a deal-breaker.)
...and d) would the aforementioned "Death-by-Giant-Cheeto-Buggery" make me feel better about losing almost 9 minutes of my life? (No.)
*Plus 2 "Romantic Bastard" style-points for the DayGlo bag, and lilac socks though. (...um...and minus 10 for the "budgie-smuggler".)
"YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.
THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.
I LOVE YOU CHEETOS."
--a short excerpt from the "Info" accompanying this vid (and has clicking "more info" in YouTube ever been more rewarding? No.), by "artist" (yes, quote-unquote) Jeff Ostregen.
After watching this (...this...piece of "art"?), and checking out his extensive portfolio (by "extensive", I mean "crap")
...I start to wonder a few things...
a) Is this blood gushing from my eyes because of a rupture in my soul? (Perhaps.)
b) Would I be able to eat Cheetos EVER again? (No.)
c) Would it be physically possible to shove that massive-Cheeto-phallus-thingie up this plonker's arse? (...that this could possibly result in his...er...death, is not necessarily a deal-breaker.)
...and d) would the aforementioned "Death-by-Giant-Cheeto-Buggery" make me feel better about losing almost 9 minutes of my life? (No.)
*Plus 2 "Romantic Bastard" style-points for the DayGlo bag, and lilac socks though. (...um...and minus 10 for the "budgie-smuggler".)
26.6.08
16.6.08
12.6.08
They see me rollin', they hatin'.
"Pimpin' Ain't Easy...in Iraq"
I WANT ONE!!
Can we have one, mum? Huh? Can we?? Huh? Huh?? CanwecanwecanwecanweCANWE???
“I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him, and I will call him George."
7.6.08
1.6.08
Best. Rebus. EVER!
RealLifeRealTalkDotOrg
...I'm a tad baffled at why a website "Encouraging open, honest, and balanced talk about sex and relationships" uses a puzzle in it's ad campaign.
(And is "It's okay. You can say it" going to replace "NotThatThere'sAnythingWrongWithThat,NoNotAtAll"?
Perhaps, not so much.)
*This 'rebus' almost helped me kick my current 'venn'-addiction...Almost. (...'coz NOTHING shall EVER supplant This! )
31.5.08
Enema Bags..."BLING"!
Wow. Three words I never thought I'd type together...
Anyhoooo...
Here's a nice lil' sumthin'-sumthin' for a loved one!
Nothing says "je vous aime" more than an "Enema Bag w/ Tusch" brooch!
Three words, baybee: "Heir-effin-LOOM!"
No, really! Trust me...
Buy it NOW! @ Luna Parc
Anyhoooo...
Here's a nice lil' sumthin'-sumthin' for a loved one!
Nothing says "je vous aime" more than an "Enema Bag w/ Tusch" brooch!
Three words, baybee: "Heir-effin-LOOM!"
No, really! Trust me...
Buy it NOW! @ Luna Parc
19.5.08
More than a handful...
ViaI get waaaay too much enjoyment typing in random phrases* in Google Image.
*boob + scarf (...dontask.)
12.5.08
"Honourable Discharge"...*teehee*
This summary is not available. Please
click here to view the post.
1.5.08
21.4.08
...be vewy, vewy quiet...
Romantic Bastard #12!*
* ...i say only "#12", 'coz I'm leaving room for the real weirdos out there... {{shiver}}
*Ow!...MAi EYEZ!!!*
* ...i say only "#12", 'coz I'm leaving room for the real weirdos out there... {{shiver}}
*Ow!...MAi EYEZ!!!*
10.4.08
i iz as hot as dis oven!
"Latex", and the wearing thereof, should have an age limit.*
*Please direct all angry "age-ist" mail to P.O. Box: i-dont-give-a-flying-F"...
28.3.08
Romantic Bastard...Test.
If you see a lamp...you're NOT a 'Romantic Bastard'.
...if you see sumthin' sex'eh... you ARE!!!
*...although, if you see a "sexy lamp"...you're something else entirely. (but still very much welcome here at RB.)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)